Ah! You caught up to us, we're not quite ready.

We're still getting a few things set up, please check this page out at a later date.

Apologies. 

But really, we're water babies, we're way better at swimming than tech stuff - I swear!

Hey, if you've made it this far, go ahead and send us a message with your favourite joke.  

And, if you know anyone who can help out our IT department with this website PLEASE let us know. ...IT department, hah who are we kidding its just us. 

Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?

To get to the other TIDE!